1 00:00:35,568 --> 00:00:38,366 Yep, that's me. Kronk. 2 00:00:38,838 --> 00:00:41,102 Wait. Where did I go? 3 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:42,664 Right, there I am. 4 00:00:42,742 --> 00:00:45,108 Covered in cheese like a human pizza. 5 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,112 My life was fine until today. 6 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,343 - But now I'm doomed. Doomed! - Ah! 7 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:52,908 You know, it wasn't always like this. 8 00:00:52,986 --> 00:00:56,183 I helped save the emperor's life. Found a rewarding career. 9 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:57,814 Next slide! 10 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,018 I even made some great new friends. 11 00:01:00,093 --> 00:01:03,859 Oh! But look at me now! Hiding out like a frightened kid 12 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,921 who needs a hug from his teddy bear. 13 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,490 The little yellow one with the button nose. 14 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:11,833 Ah, if only I could turn back the clock. 15 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,703 Back to a time when I had a spring in my step 16 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:17,140 and a... smile in my heart. 17 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:20,609 A time I like to think of as... 18 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,882 ... earlier that same day. 19 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:36,660 Ahhh! 20 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:47,968 Mmm! 21 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,377 Mmm! 22 00:01:58,952 --> 00:02:00,419 Come on! 23 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,817 Mm-hmm. 24 00:02:03,890 --> 00:02:05,881 That's what I'm talking about. 25 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,788 Look out! Here it comes! 26 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:11,592 ♪ See him walkin' down the street ♪ 27 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:13,689 ♪ With a merry gleam in his eye ♪ 28 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:17,167 ♪ He's loved by everyone in this town ♪ 29 00:02:17,237 --> 00:02:18,602 ♪ He's loved by this town ♪ 30 00:02:18,671 --> 00:02:22,334 ♪ To look at him now you'd never know ♪ ♪ He was once the kind of guy ♪ 31 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:25,036 ♪ Who tried to bring an empire down ♪ 32 00:02:25,111 --> 00:02:26,510 ♪ An empire down ♪ 33 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:30,879 ♪ He lost his groove, he lost his way ♪ ♪ When he fell in with a woman ♪ 34 00:02:30,950 --> 00:02:34,351 ♪ Who wanted to take over the world ♪ 35 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:36,718 ♪ But then he did a full 180 ♪ 36 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,916 ♪ Said vamoose to the shady lady ♪ 37 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:41,654 ♪ Now he'll teach your kid ♪ ♪ to talk like a squirrel 38 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:44,094 - Squeakity squeaken. - Squeak, squeaken! 39 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:49,192 ♪ And though he spreads such joy ♪ ♪ everywhere he goes ♪ 40 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:51,737 ♪ Looks like this town's fly guy ♪ 41 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:54,272 ♪ Will be the last to know ♪ 42 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:57,004 ♪ There is nothing to prove ♪ 43 00:02:57,076 --> 00:03:01,172 ♪ Don't have to approve ♪ ♪ the way that you move ♪ 44 00:03:01,247 --> 00:03:05,308 ♪ Don't have to be smart ♪ ♪ or be rich or be smooth ♪ 45 00:03:05,385 --> 00:03:08,912 ♪ Don't have to make art ♪ ♪ that could hang in the Louvre ♪ 46 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:11,320 ♪ If you just go with your heart ♪ 47 00:03:11,391 --> 00:03:14,918 - ♪ Then you'll be true to your groove ♪ - ♪ True to your groove ♪ 48 00:03:14,994 --> 00:03:19,328 - ♪ You should be true to your groove ♪ - ♪ True to your groove ♪ 49 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:23,335 - ♪ You should be true to your groove ♪ - ♪ True to your groove ♪ 50 00:03:23,403 --> 00:03:25,428 ♪ Yeah, you should be true to your ♪ 51 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:28,269 ♪ Oh, you should be true ♪ ♪ to your groove ♪ 52 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:34,542 So right about now you're probably wondering, 53 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,707 "Hey, where's that emperor guy?" 54 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,081 Ha-ha! Wella, wella, boom baby! 55 00:03:39,152 --> 00:03:42,849 Emperor Kuzco here, coming at you live from the palace. 56 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:44,184 Hail Kuzco! 57 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,725 No, please, don't grovel. I'd feel stupid. 58 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,522 I'm not that kind of guy anymore. 59 00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,689 I'm nice now. Didn't you see the first movie? 60 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:54,528 Yay! A 50-foot me! 61 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:57,331 Oh, I love that movie, 'cause it's all about me. 62 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:03,571 But right now it's Kronk's turn to be in the limelight. 63 00:04:03,643 --> 00:04:05,634 Let me put this as simply as I can. 64 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:07,703 This one's his movie. 65 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,271 Not my movie. His movie. 66 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:13,285 Not mine. His, not mine. 67 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:14,786 His. Not mine. You got it? 68 00:04:14,854 --> 00:04:17,084 Even the little ones? OK. 69 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:18,953 I'll be back to check on you later. 70 00:04:19,025 --> 00:04:22,222 Have some popcorn, a little sippy-sip of your sip stuff. 71 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:25,696 Places, please. Action! 72 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,727 Ordering! 73 00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:33,363 Waffle platter, extra butter, two honey-glazed pill bugs 74 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:36,169 and a chocolate sundae, hold the cherry. 75 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:38,176 One diet plate. Got it. 76 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:41,907 Yeah, it was shaping up to be another perfect day. 77 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:45,678 The orders were flying, the joint was jumping, grease was popping... 78 00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:47,515 ... and everybody knew my name. 79 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,077 Kronk! 80 00:04:49,155 --> 00:04:51,385 Oh, yeah, I was living the dream. 81 00:04:51,457 --> 00:04:53,425 Hey, Kronk! How about some grub? 82 00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:55,222 - Pacha! - Hey, Kronk! 83 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,489 Tipo. Chaca. 84 00:04:59,499 --> 00:05:01,558 Put her there, Junior Chipmunks. 85 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,327 Nice handshake, Chippers! 86 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:07,498 - Mmm. Someone's been practicing. - Oh! You're too kind. 87 00:05:07,940 --> 00:05:10,272 Pacha, you forgot your change yesterday. 88 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,605 Hey, thanks, Kronk! 89 00:05:11,678 --> 00:05:14,078 Well, what's right is right. Otherwise... 90 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,581 - It'd be wrong! - Right. 91 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:19,183 Boy, the place is packed. 92 00:05:19,252 --> 00:05:22,551 Yeah. Never had this many friends when I was an evil henchman. 93 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:25,250 And look at you now, chef at Mudka's. 94 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,623 And head delivery boy! 95 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:31,858 Delivery Boy logo by permission of Delivery Boy Local 8675309. 96 00:05:31,931 --> 00:05:35,367 - I get my one-year pin next week. - That calls for a celebration! 97 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,130 A toast to Kronk! 98 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:39,194 May you be this happy 99 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:41,107 till the day you die! 100 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,810 Ah! 101 00:05:48,748 --> 00:05:52,047 I've come to deliver this urgent llamagram. 102 00:05:53,786 --> 00:05:55,754 Llamagram. Thank you. 103 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,622 Everything OK, buddy? 104 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:03,491 Oh! 105 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:08,023 Are you kidding? It's just your run-of-the-mill urgent llamagram. 106 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:16,630 What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do? 107 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:20,509 I know. I'll tunnel out of here with a spoon, escape through the sewers 108 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:23,572 and live as a quiet but lonely shepherdess named Maria. 109 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:25,673 That'll work. 110 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:30,082 We're out of spoons! That's it. I'm done for. 111 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,317 Chin up, big guy. I'm here for you. 112 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,758 You! This is all your fault! You... 113 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,589 You're the one who got me into this mess! 114 00:06:37,663 --> 00:06:40,461 If you'd listened, you could have had everything. 115 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:43,195 But no. You had to listen to Miss Goody Two-Wings. 116 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,833 Mr. Goody Two-Wings. 117 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,169 Yeah, big talk coming from a guy in a dress. 118 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,709 - I told you, it's a robe. - And those are pearls. 119 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:52,768 Fellas! You're not helping. 120 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:55,911 Now where was I? Oh, yeah. 121 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,973 Doomed! 122 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:01,019 - What's with you? - It's my father. 123 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:03,248 He's... He's... 124 00:07:03,322 --> 00:07:04,812 ...coming for a visit. 125 00:07:05,324 --> 00:07:08,191 "Can't wait to meet your wife and kids and see 126 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,729 your big house on the hill. Cordially, 127 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:14,028 your father, Papi." So? 128 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:18,833 So Papi said I have to have all those things if I'm ever gonna be a success. 129 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:21,396 And I once had them, but I lost them! 130 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,642 - So? - I never told him that part. 131 00:07:24,710 --> 00:07:27,372 Big whoop. Tell him the truth. 132 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,041 What? Tell him the truth? Are you nuts? 133 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:33,517 You don't let a guy like Papi down, or you'll get one of these. 134 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,850 The Cold Shoulder, the Frenzied Eyebrow, 135 00:07:35,922 --> 00:07:38,686 the Grimace of Doom, the Sneer of Despair, 136 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:40,726 the Crippling Wince of Guilt, 137 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,818 the Scowl of Impending Wrath, 138 00:07:42,895 --> 00:07:44,658 and worst of all, 139 00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:48,166 the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection. 140 00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:51,692 Total rejection. Right, right. Mm-hmm. 141 00:07:51,771 --> 00:07:54,205 I remember it well. Too well. 142 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,646 You see, I was always... 143 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,711 ... different growing up. 144 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,908 Squeak, squeaker, squeaken? 145 00:08:17,463 --> 00:08:19,090 Papi didn't approve. 146 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:23,626 He said if I didn't get serious, I'd never amount to anything. 147 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:28,033 But nothing I ever did was good enough for him. 148 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:59,502 All I ever wanted was a thumbs up 149 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,472 from Papi. 150 00:09:02,041 --> 00:09:04,032 And I was so close. 151 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,303 I once had a beautiful house on a hill. 152 00:09:09,148 --> 00:09:11,378 Papi woulda loved it. 153 00:09:11,450 --> 00:09:13,850 That house was a dream come true. 154 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:17,146 Are you gonna tell me your life story, 155 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,783 or are we gonna get back to running a restaurant? 156 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:22,726 You're right. Priorities. 157 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:27,191 Get comfortable. I've got a lot to get off my chest. 158 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:28,198 Oy! I had to ask. 159 00:09:28,233 --> 00:09:29,130 Oy! I had to ask. 160 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,601 My nightmare began on a day like any other. 161 00:09:32,104 --> 00:09:34,868 So, technically, I guess that would be a "daymare." 162 00:09:34,941 --> 00:09:36,408 But I digress. 163 00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:40,172 It was lunchtime, and I was making my usual deliveries around town. 164 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,237 I always saved the best stop for last, 165 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:46,149 to see my dear old friends at the Flickering Embers Home for Seniors. 166 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:48,846 A happier group of folks you'd never hope to meet. 167 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:53,654 A perfect example of how to grow old with grace and dignity. 168 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:56,217 Does this look like a rash to you? 169 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:58,559 Has anybody seen my teeth? 170 00:09:58,631 --> 00:10:00,895 Oy! My aching knee. 171 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:04,698 I sure wish there was some way to stop getting old. 172 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:07,671 If only they could put youth in a bottle. 173 00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:09,833 I'd pay anything for that. 174 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:11,536 Again with the youth potion. 175 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:15,012 How many times do I have to tell you: There's no such thing! 176 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,208 - But if there were... - But there's not! 177 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,012 - I said "if"! - If, schmiff! 178 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:20,484 OK, you two lovebirds. 179 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,545 I don't have any youth potion, but I did bring you lunch. 180 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,523 - Hello, Kronk! - Hello, Kronk! 181 00:10:25,591 --> 00:10:27,320 - Hiya, Kronk! - Rudy! 182 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,520 Gimme some stick. What's shaking? 183 00:10:29,595 --> 00:10:32,189 - What isn't? - Brought your favorite: 184 00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:34,892 - Purée of mystery meat. - Oooh! 185 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,869 Now that's a lunch I can sink my teeth into. 186 00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,205 And to complement your meal, prune juice. 187 00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:43,400 Ahhh! 188 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:47,173 Drink up, everyone! Liquid gold. 189 00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:49,908 Ugh! How can you drink that stuff? 190 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,882 Kronk says it's good for us. 191 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,613 Good enough for me. Fill her up, Kronk! 192 00:10:57,256 --> 00:11:01,522 - I guess that's everything. - Aren't you forgetting something? 193 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,896 - No, that's not it. - Here you go, pal. 194 00:11:04,964 --> 00:11:06,295 From all of us. 195 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,798 Oh, no, Rudy. I couldn't. 196 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:11,394 We insist! It's for your house fund. 197 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:13,631 You know. So you can afford that 198 00:11:13,706 --> 00:11:16,800 house on the hill your father always wanted you to have. 199 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:20,937 Oh, yeah. And then I could finally get the big thumbs up from Papi. 200 00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:22,947 Yeah. How's that going? 201 00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,984 Oh, I'll get there. Someday. 202 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:36,217 How about fresh pill bug tomorrow? 203 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:38,855 - All right! - I'll see you all later. 204 00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:43,492 Oh, boy. Uh, somebody lose this? Anybody? 205 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:47,464 That's weird. 206 00:11:53,913 --> 00:11:55,744 Ooh! Hey! 207 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:59,410 Little did I know, my life was about to be changed forever. 208 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,579 If only there'd been some kind of warning. 209 00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:04,646 A sign. 210 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,351 Anything. 211 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:11,920 Oh, you're a feisty one. Hold still now. 212 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,796 Huh? 213 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,392 Hmm... 214 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,439 Ahh! 215 00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:28,406 All right. Where'd you go, you little rascal? 216 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,939 Looking for... this? 217 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,122 Hello, Kronk. 218 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,489 Yzma! What are you doing here? 219 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:44,495 I live here. Ever since I was thrown out of the palace. 220 00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,622 Ah. Weird. Never seen you around. 221 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:49,532 Ah, but I've seen you, Kronk. 222 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,695 - Oh. You look good. - You think? 223 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:54,672 At least you're not a cat anymore. 224 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,537 - Except for that. - Yes. 225 00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:01,103 An unfortunate side effect of our last escapade together. 226 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,579 Yeah. Good times. 227 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:05,674 You drank that potion, turned you into a cat. 228 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:08,515 Who would have thought? It was a pink one like this. 229 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:09,986 Don't touch the pink one! 230 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:14,152 It's cough medicine. 231 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:19,427 Hope you get to feeling better. I'd love to stay and reminisce, but... 232 00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:22,433 - I've been watching you. - Yeah. 233 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:26,663 And I have a proposition for you. 234 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:28,767 Ewww! 235 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,235 A business proposition. 236 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,436 Oh. Whoo! 237 00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:36,038 You see, Kronk, I'm not the person I once was. 238 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,207 I've changed. 239 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,547 I've turned myself around 240 00:13:39,618 --> 00:13:43,384 and devoted myself to hel... 241 00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:46,947 ..."helping others." 242 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,554 Oh, well, that's some turnaround. 243 00:13:49,628 --> 00:13:51,721 I want to help those old geez... 244 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:54,732 I mean, your friends out there. 245 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:59,567 Wouldn't you do anything to ease their suffering, Kronk? 246 00:13:59,638 --> 00:14:03,233 - Of course I would, Yzma. - Good. Then follow me! 247 00:14:05,244 --> 00:14:06,541 Pull the lever! 248 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:08,477 Uh... This lever? 249 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,640 - I worked out the bugs. - Just checking. 250 00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:16,686 Whoo! Huh? 251 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,459 Wait for it. 252 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,729 This is even better than your last one! Whoo! 253 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:34,501 Welcome to my new secret lab. 254 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,574 - Souvenir photo? - Rats! My eyes are closed. 255 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,406 Follow me! 256 00:14:40,112 --> 00:14:43,172 Whoa! Looks like someone's been busy. 257 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:44,807 I've finally done it. 258 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,853 I've created the elixir of life. 259 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,184 The answer to everyone's prayers. 260 00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:51,723 Behold! 261 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,452 The fountain of youth in a bottle! 262 00:14:57,062 --> 00:15:00,122 - Regular and diet. - Huh. What do you call this? 263 00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:03,532 Yzma's Young and Beautiful! 264 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,194 Heh. Catchy. 265 00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,262 And now that you're here, 266 00:15:07,339 --> 00:15:12,106 I finally have the one person who can make my plan a success! 267 00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,077 And that person would be? 268 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,239 - You. - Me! I knew that. 269 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,011 Wait. Why me? 270 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,711 Because I'm not exactly what you call 271 00:15:20,786 --> 00:15:22,617 a "people person." 272 00:15:22,688 --> 00:15:24,815 And everyone trusts you. 273 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,723 Those old people will buy anything you tell them to. 274 00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,489 So you want me to sell this to them? 275 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:34,464 What do you say, Kronk? Help me to help you to help them? 276 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,263 I can't take money from them. It wouldn't be right. 277 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,395 Oh, too bad. 278 00:15:39,471 --> 00:15:43,032 Now I guess you'll never get that great big house on a hill 279 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:47,067 and the big thumbs up from Papi. 280 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:48,511 Papi? 281 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:49,911 Bingo. 282 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,250 Whoa! 283 00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:56,313 ♪ He wants to come on ♪ ♪ up to your house ♪ 284 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,890 ♪ Have some supper ♪ 285 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,155 What will you serve it on, Kronk? Plastic Tupper? 286 00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:07,062 ♪ You don't even own a fixer-upper ♪ 287 00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,327 ♪ Help me to help you to help him ♪ 288 00:16:09,401 --> 00:16:11,062 Help you to help me to help who? 289 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,900 I need gold, Kronk! 290 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,601 I mean, you need gold. 291 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,666 ♪ So sign your name ♪ 292 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,041 ♪ On this line ♪ 293 00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,374 ♪ Avoid disaster ♪ 294 00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:24,644 "You'll achieve a beautiful connection with your father." 295 00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,345 ♪ Just faster ♪ ♪ Win Papi's love ♪ 296 00:16:27,419 --> 00:16:30,411 ♪ With that pile of plaster ♪ 297 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,582 ♪ Help me to help you to help him ♪ 298 00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,148 ♪ And then you'll hear him say ♪ 299 00:16:34,226 --> 00:16:35,818 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 300 00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:37,885 ♪ I'm milking the Milky Way ♪ 301 00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,261 ♪ I'm loving this lovely day ♪ 302 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:41,390 ♪ And I ♪ 303 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,094 ♪ Feel like a million ♪ 304 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,692 ♪ Wow zee wow ♪ 305 00:16:44,770 --> 00:16:46,795 ♪ This cat is back, and how ♪ 306 00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:51,775 ♪ I'm taking my big-time bow ♪ ♪ when I feel like a million ♪ 307 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,368 ♪ A million, a million ♪ 308 00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:56,778 ♪ A million ♪ 309 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,808 Yes! Now, sell, sell, sell! 310 00:17:00,886 --> 00:17:01,784 Whoa! 311 00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:02,682 Whoa! 312 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,746 Step right up. 313 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,315 It's finally arrived. The cure for everything that ails you. 314 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:11,327 Yzma's Young and Beautiful! 315 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,762 Ugh. It's a, uh, youth potion. 316 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:17,961 Ohhh! 317 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,561 - Here you go. - Kronk! 318 00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,196 Does this stuff really work? 319 00:17:23,008 --> 00:17:24,703 Does this stuff really work? 320 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,369 Of course it does, you idiot! 321 00:17:26,445 --> 00:17:28,003 Of course it does, you idiot! 322 00:17:29,948 --> 00:17:31,142 Good enough for me! 323 00:17:31,216 --> 00:17:32,513 Drink up, everyone! 324 00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,313 Liquid gold. 325 00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,459 Oh. Look at my range of motion! 326 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,359 My elbow doesn't creak! 327 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,660 I'm melting away the pounds! 328 00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:49,030 Hair! I've got hair! 329 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,695 By golly, this stuff really works! 330 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,279 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪ 331 00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:07,077 ♪ I'm milking the Milky Way ♪ 332 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,154 ♪ I'm loving this lovely day ♪ 333 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,522 ♪ And I feel like a million ♪ 334 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,992 ♪ Wow zee wow ♪ 335 00:18:16,061 --> 00:18:18,188 ♪ This cat is back, and how ♪ 336 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:23,496 ♪ I'm taking my big-time bow ♪ ♪ and I feel like a million ♪ 337 00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:28,268 ♪ Feel like a million ♪ ♪ in a million ways ♪ 338 00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:30,274 ♪ Feel like a million ♪ 339 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,173 ♪ Feel like a million ♪ 340 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,838 ♪ Feel like a million ♪ 341 00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,608 Look out, old Yzma's back! 342 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,157 Well, that worked. 343 00:18:49,161 --> 00:18:50,651 Suckers! 344 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:54,325 It's like a dream come true. 345 00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:57,027 I put slime in a bottle, call it a youth potion 346 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,831 and they can't get enough. 347 00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,168 I'll be rich! 348 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:04,232 I'll be on top of the world! Again! 349 00:19:07,012 --> 00:19:09,537 Shut up! 350 00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:12,982 Whoo! Could she be crazier? Cuckoo! 351 00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,542 You see what's going on here, don't you, folks? 352 00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:18,454 Here's a hint. You got sewer slime, fancy packaging, 353 00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,982 crazy laugh like a demon from the bowels of the earth. It's a scam! 354 00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:25,325 Her potion's a fake! She's selling snake oil, people! 355 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:26,659 Wake up! 356 00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:28,723 Oh, you saw it already, huh? 357 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:32,236 Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see this! 358 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:38,732 Oh! Yikes! That's gonna haunt me in my nightmares. 359 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,937 Can we just move on, please? 360 00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,245 Guy in the booth! 361 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,516 Now! 362 00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:58,024 Big load of happy coming through. 363 00:20:00,165 --> 00:20:02,224 Doesn't get better than this, does it? 364 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:05,236 I'm making tons of cash for my house fund. 365 00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,864 Now if only I could find a house on a hill. 366 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:10,670 Kronk, heard you were looking for a house on a hill. 367 00:20:10,742 --> 00:20:13,802 - You heard right. - We need money for more potion. 368 00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:17,178 - Oh, yeah? - So we're selling the senior home. 369 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:19,547 Good luck with that. 370 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:22,008 How much? 371 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,282 Sold! Look, everyone! 372 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:28,087 - I sold the house! - Hooray! 373 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:30,491 OK. Take care. Bye-bye. 374 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:36,091 Oh, yeah. It's all coming together. 375 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:46,676 Dear Papi, remember how you never thought I'd amount to anything? 376 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:49,111 Well, I got news for you. 377 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,705 Good news! 378 00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:54,946 I finally got that big house on a hill you always wanted me to have. 379 00:20:55,020 --> 00:20:56,146 It's really great. 380 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:59,122 You're gonna love it. It's got all the amenities. 381 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,351 Swimming pool, 382 00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,454 golf course... 383 00:21:03,962 --> 00:21:06,260 The windmill's a killer. 384 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,060 And my favorite part of all... 385 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,896 Whoo! 386 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:13,529 Pancake Junction! 387 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,733 I even built a cozy little guest wing just for you. 388 00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:21,438 Yep. Just a big, serious house for a big, serious guy. 389 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:24,482 Like me. That's who I am. Marge, you getting all this? 390 00:21:24,549 --> 00:21:26,380 - Tina. - Right. Sorry. 391 00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:29,181 Anyway, Papi, don't just take my word for it. 392 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:30,778 Come see for yourself. 393 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:33,086 I know you're gonna be so proud of your... 394 00:21:33,558 --> 00:21:34,650 ...little Kronker. 395 00:21:34,726 --> 00:21:36,091 - Mr. Kronk? - Yes, Tina? 396 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,560 - Marge. - Right. 397 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:39,620 Wait. What? 398 00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:42,997 - A Mr. Rudy is here to see you. - Rudy? Rudy who? 399 00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,265 Hey, Kronk! 400 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,063 Oh, that Rudy. 401 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,506 Long time no see! 402 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:52,541 Rudy! What happened to you? 403 00:21:52,611 --> 00:21:54,841 You're, uh, not wearing any... 404 00:21:54,913 --> 00:21:57,313 ...clothes. - Oh, that. 405 00:21:57,382 --> 00:22:00,283 I sold my clothes to buy more of Yzma's youth potion. 406 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,546 You sold your clothes? 407 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:04,748 I sold everything. We even sold the senior home. 408 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,121 - You sold your home? - Yeah. To you. 409 00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:08,454 Oh. Yeah. 410 00:22:08,527 --> 00:22:12,019 - We're flat broke. - That's awful. 411 00:22:12,097 --> 00:22:15,362 I know. I can't afford any more youth potion. 412 00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,995 Think you can do anything to help out an old friend? 413 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:20,368 Oh. 414 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:23,070 How about if I spot you a bottle? 415 00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:25,041 My precious! 416 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:29,547 Kronk just wants to keep it. We must not let him. No! 417 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:33,209 Something's just not right here. 418 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:36,220 Figure that out on your own, genius? 419 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:37,915 Yeah, sure did. 420 00:22:37,989 --> 00:22:40,890 - Figured what out? - OK. 421 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:43,755 Uh... 422 00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,959 Take a look at your pal, Rudy. 423 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:47,623 This is before. 424 00:22:48,567 --> 00:22:49,829 This is after. 425 00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:53,894 Before. After. You see any difference? 426 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:58,375 Hmm. Can I see "before" again? 427 00:23:00,345 --> 00:23:02,779 Well, I give up. They look exactly the same. 428 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,784 He looks exactly the same, so the potion is worthless, 429 00:23:07,853 --> 00:23:11,448 and Yzma's a crook, and it's all my fault because I helped her do it. 430 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,788 What's the problem? Look at him. He's happy. 431 00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:21,190 Eh, fine. You win. 432 00:23:22,701 --> 00:23:24,100 Oh, yeah. 433 00:23:24,936 --> 00:23:27,336 Rudy? 434 00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:37,514 Yzma's youth potion is a fake. 435 00:23:39,050 --> 00:23:42,451 - She cheated you. - Oh? 436 00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:55,022 And... I cheated you too. 437 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,002 Oh... 438 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,535 I'm sorry. 439 00:24:17,823 --> 00:24:19,882 I guess we better go tell the others. 440 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,552 The others! I almost forgot! 441 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,425 They're about to elect Yzma emperor! 442 00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,590 I never knew that was an elective office. 443 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:32,831 - Yzma for emperor! - Thank you, thank you! 444 00:24:32,904 --> 00:24:35,873 I'd like to thank all the little people, 445 00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,340 but what do they matter? 446 00:24:37,409 --> 00:24:40,537 What matters is me, me, me! 447 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,213 And when you elect me as your new emperor, 448 00:24:44,282 --> 00:24:46,682 I'm going to be on top of the world! 449 00:24:54,125 --> 00:24:56,021 - Stop this charade! - Yzma's youth potion is a fake! 450 00:24:56,056 --> 00:24:57,918 - Stop this charade! - Yzma's youth potion is a fake! 451 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,661 Kronk? What are you doing? 452 00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:05,760 - I want you all to look at Rudy... - Uh! 453 00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,100 ...and tell me what you see. 454 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:11,609 Whoo! That is one hot hunk of man! 455 00:25:14,412 --> 00:25:16,277 He's in his golden years. 456 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,545 Not getting any younger. Chronologically challenged. 457 00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,245 I got wrinkles, 458 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,446 bunions, ear hair! 459 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,547 I'm still old! 460 00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:28,752 Hey, he's right. I'm still old too. 461 00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:32,157 Me too! And Hildy looks like... 462 00:25:32,230 --> 00:25:33,788 Uh-uh-uh. Don't even! 463 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,560 Yzma's a crook! 464 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,626 - Yzma's a witch! - Would you excuse me a moment? 465 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:41,564 Get her! 466 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,505 She's getting away! 467 00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:47,472 Come on, fellas! 468 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,036 Hit it, girls! 469 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:13,360 - Whoo-hoo! - Yippee! 470 00:26:33,391 --> 00:26:35,882 - There she is! - She's a liar! 471 00:26:35,961 --> 00:26:37,986 - Get her! - Stop her! 472 00:26:38,063 --> 00:26:41,191 - Don't let her get away! - Shame on you! 473 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,632 Got you! 474 00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:48,166 Back off, or I'll jump! 475 00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:53,306 Wait! That can't be right. 476 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,541 Whoo! OK. Why don't we all just take a step back? 477 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,242 Not you, Yzma. 478 00:26:59,484 --> 00:27:01,315 She stole everything we have! 479 00:27:01,386 --> 00:27:05,083 Yeah, we didn't chase her all the way down here for nothing! 480 00:27:05,857 --> 00:27:07,916 Nice moves back there, Hildy. 481 00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:11,861 Oh! What about you? Pouncing like a wildcat. 482 00:27:12,998 --> 00:27:15,398 Hey, I just realized something. 483 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,095 We chased Yzma all the way down here. 484 00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,932 Didn't I just cover that? 485 00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:24,738 Don't you see? We're busting moves like a bunch of teenagers! 486 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,003 Ooh! 487 00:27:26,077 --> 00:27:27,874 So, what you're saying is, 488 00:27:27,946 --> 00:27:32,076 even though the potion was fake, we're only as old as we feel. 489 00:27:32,150 --> 00:27:36,018 It's like you should thank Yzma for robbing you of every last cent. 490 00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:38,721 Wait. That can't be right. 491 00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:41,384 - Let's get her! - Stand back! 492 00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:42,687 Don't make me use this! 493 00:27:42,761 --> 00:27:44,126 Ooh! 494 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:46,026 Your cough medicine? 495 00:27:46,097 --> 00:27:49,191 No! My most fiendishly diabolical potion ever! 496 00:27:49,267 --> 00:27:53,226 When I drink this, you won't be able to lay a finger on me! 497 00:27:58,943 --> 00:28:01,741 Get her! 498 00:28:06,618 --> 00:28:09,212 - How cute! - Cutie pie! 499 00:28:09,287 --> 00:28:11,187 See? I told you so. 500 00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,425 That's weird. 501 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:20,658 Let's all reflect on these lessons on our way home tonight. 502 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:23,565 Well, everyone, back to the alley. 503 00:28:23,635 --> 00:28:25,967 - You're living in an alley? - Well, sure. 504 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,267 We sold our house to you. 505 00:28:28,339 --> 00:28:31,740 I got dibs on the cardboard box! 506 00:28:31,810 --> 00:28:34,278 Come on! You had the box last night. 507 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:35,146 It's my turn. 508 00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:38,276 This is awful. I've got to find them a place to live. 509 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:41,580 But where can I find a gigantic house with 30 extra bedrooms? 510 00:28:41,653 --> 00:28:44,451 Where? Think, think, think! 511 00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:48,552 - You thinking what I'm thinking? - Too much salt in my spinach puffs? 512 00:28:48,626 --> 00:28:50,321 Oh, no! Your house! 513 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,726 Right! 514 00:28:51,796 --> 00:28:54,629 Whoa, Nelly! Let's not overreact. 515 00:28:54,699 --> 00:28:56,530 You wanna lose your dream house? 516 00:28:56,601 --> 00:29:00,162 That's gonna get us the big thumbs up from Papi. 517 00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,638 If I lose the house, I'll let Papi down. 518 00:29:02,707 --> 00:29:04,197 I can't let Papi down. 519 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:06,334 But you tricked Rudy out of that house! 520 00:29:06,411 --> 00:29:09,039 Oh, my! It's true! I took away Rudy's home! 521 00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:11,548 Hey! You got that house fair and square! 522 00:29:11,616 --> 00:29:13,607 Yeah, but he cheated his best friend! 523 00:29:13,685 --> 00:29:15,175 No, he didn't! 524 00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:18,688 Yes, I did. 525 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,085 I gotta do the right thing. 526 00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:27,221 Rudy! 527 00:29:27,899 --> 00:29:30,129 Let's talk real estate. 528 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,008 Looking jiggy, Burt! 529 00:29:43,081 --> 00:29:45,015 Feeling jiggy, Kronk! 530 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:54,019 All aboard for Pancake Junction! 531 00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:58,189 Tina! Marge! You'll be OK. 532 00:29:58,263 --> 00:29:59,992 I'll help you land on your feet. 533 00:30:00,064 --> 00:30:01,224 Don't worry about us. 534 00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:03,961 We've been contacted by a team of headhunters. 535 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,605 - But what's going to happen to you? - Yes. You're giving up everything. 536 00:30:10,675 --> 00:30:13,735 No worries. I may be giving up everything, 537 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:15,905 but it was the right thing to do. 538 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,074 So when you think of our brief time together here, 539 00:30:19,150 --> 00:30:21,482 don't cry for me, Marge and Tina. 540 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:25,779 You didn't! 541 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:29,520 Afraid so. 542 00:30:29,594 --> 00:30:32,290 Oy. Enough with the pity party. You did good. 543 00:30:32,363 --> 00:30:34,593 End of story. Back to work. 544 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,100 Yeah, but doing good cost me my dream house. 545 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:39,363 - And then... - Don't tell me. 546 00:30:39,437 --> 00:30:40,961 It cost me my girl. 547 00:30:41,039 --> 00:30:42,563 I said don't tell me. 548 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:45,939 These oven mitts were the last thing she touched, 549 00:30:46,010 --> 00:30:47,944 other than my fragile heart... 550 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,001 Oy. 551 00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,105 ...before she walked out of my life. 552 00:30:52,317 --> 00:30:54,308 Roll film! 553 00:30:54,385 --> 00:30:56,410 Ah! 554 00:30:56,487 --> 00:30:58,455 Wrong movie. 555 00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:02,959 ♪ All hail to Camp Chippamunka ♪ 556 00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,222 ♪ We proudly pledge our troth to thee ♪ 557 00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:06,558 What's a troth? 558 00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:08,997 It all happened at Camp Chippamunka. 559 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:11,535 ♪ And greet our leaders cheerfully ♪ 560 00:31:11,603 --> 00:31:12,763 Yeah, right! 561 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:15,601 We were there for the Chipmunk Challenge. 562 00:31:15,673 --> 00:31:19,473 We won Troop of the Year two years running, going for three. 563 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,342 ♪ C-H-I-P-P-amunka can't you see ♪ 564 00:31:22,413 --> 00:31:25,348 ♪ You are the acorn of my eye ♪ 565 00:31:25,416 --> 00:31:26,440 OK, Chippers! 566 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:29,008 - First, we gotta pitch the tents. - Yay! 567 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:34,155 And then we'll review some basic camping terminology. 568 00:31:36,828 --> 00:31:38,659 Hey, Bucky. Uh-huh. 569 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,630 Uh-huh. Squeakity-squeak. 570 00:31:40,698 --> 00:31:43,963 There's a new troop leader named Birdwell... 571 00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:46,765 ...who wants to take away our... trophy! 572 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:51,039 Look at them. They're really snot and polish. 573 00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:54,010 Yeah. It's "spit and polish." 574 00:31:54,078 --> 00:31:55,136 - Snot. - Spit. 575 00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,578 - Snot! - Spit! 576 00:31:56,648 --> 00:31:59,776 Whoa. Easy, kids. Spit, snot, same general neighborhood. 577 00:31:59,851 --> 00:32:03,651 And don't worry about this Birdwell guy, whoever he is. 578 00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:06,554 The important thing here is that there are no losers. 579 00:32:06,624 --> 00:32:09,024 But you always win. Right, Kronk? 580 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,424 We always win. 581 00:32:10,495 --> 00:32:13,658 But winning's not what really counts. 582 00:32:13,731 --> 00:32:15,130 Remember our motto. 583 00:32:15,199 --> 00:32:17,360 "Keep the focus on fun!" 584 00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:22,770 Two shorts and a long. The Aquatic Games are about to begin! 585 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,637 You know what that means, Tipo? 586 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:25,835 Right. 587 00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:29,437 Last one in's a rotten egg! 588 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:31,914 Hup, hup, hup, hup... 589 00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,550 Halt! Left face! 590 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,350 - Troop leader? - Yes, Junior Chipmunk? 591 00:32:38,423 --> 00:32:40,118 Permission to speak. 592 00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:41,283 Granted. 593 00:32:41,359 --> 00:32:44,351 Yoli's afraid of the water again. 594 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:51,090 It's not me! It's Mrs. Queetzo. 595 00:32:51,169 --> 00:32:53,967 Oh, gosh. Well, we can't have that, can we? 596 00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:55,903 Now, uh, um, give me the doll. 597 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:59,239 Yes. I'll have to have a word with her. Now... 598 00:33:01,479 --> 00:33:03,242 See here, Mrs. Queetzo. 599 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:06,147 Uh, Yoli is a top-notch swimmer, 600 00:33:06,217 --> 00:33:08,777 and she's very, very brave. 601 00:33:08,853 --> 00:33:11,378 So steady as you go, Chipper. 602 00:33:11,456 --> 00:33:14,186 You're in excellent hands. 603 00:33:14,258 --> 00:33:16,158 Yes. Mm-hmm. 604 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:20,061 Oh, super-duper! That's more like it. 605 00:33:20,131 --> 00:33:21,462 What did she say? 606 00:33:21,532 --> 00:33:23,625 She's going to be just tickety-boo. 607 00:33:23,701 --> 00:33:25,100 Very well then. 608 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,467 And off you go. 609 00:33:27,538 --> 00:33:29,836 Hup, hup, hup, hup... 610 00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:33,967 Let the aquatic competition begin! 611 00:33:37,949 --> 00:33:40,110 Yeah! 612 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,845 This is gonna be fun! 613 00:33:47,091 --> 00:33:48,149 Hurry up! 614 00:33:51,729 --> 00:33:54,323 Cannonball! Cannonball! 615 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:01,998 Oh, I'm so proud of my little Chippers. 616 00:34:02,807 --> 00:34:04,798 Oh, dear. Are you all right? 617 00:34:07,045 --> 00:34:09,513 Oh, you're a troop leader. 618 00:34:09,580 --> 00:34:12,208 Are you hurt? Can you speak? 619 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:16,175 Blink if you can hear me. 620 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:20,054 She was a vision. Feet like a pair of landlocked tugboats. 621 00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:22,149 Knees like brass doorknobs. 622 00:34:22,226 --> 00:34:25,889 Elbows so rough they could take the grain right off a two-by-four. 623 00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:27,521 And her eyes. 624 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:30,032 They say the eyes are the window to the soul. 625 00:34:30,101 --> 00:34:33,195 Hers were more like steel-reinforced security doors 626 00:34:33,271 --> 00:34:35,865 with a combination I just had to crack. 627 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,601 No doubt about it. 628 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:42,040 She was the kinda girl you'd want to bring home to Papi. 629 00:34:57,895 --> 00:35:01,126 Wow! The Chipmunk Handshake of Fellowship, Level Seven. 630 00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:05,397 A level attainable only by the most dedicated of troop leaders. 631 00:35:05,470 --> 00:35:06,528 You're good. 632 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,128 Well, you're better. 633 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:09,366 You're sensational. 634 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,340 You're dazzling. 635 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,570 - I'm Kronk. - I'm Birdwell. 636 00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:18,247 - You're Birdwell? - Yes. 637 00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,877 - But you're a girl! - Cannonball! 638 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,556 Ahhh! 639 00:35:33,664 --> 00:35:35,928 - Awesome! - Phat wave, dude! 640 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,399 Nice form, Chippers. 641 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:39,698 What do you think you're doing?! 642 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:41,397 Uh... Cannonball? 643 00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,734 Duh! 644 00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,637 Look at poor Mrs. Queetzo! 645 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:49,179 She's all... all... 646 00:35:51,015 --> 00:35:52,004 ...wet! 647 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:55,644 Well, it is a, uh... swimming competition. 648 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:58,382 Oh, it's all about the competition with you? 649 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,287 Yeah. Wait. What? 650 00:36:00,358 --> 00:36:02,223 No matter what it does to the tinies? 651 00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:06,696 Hey, I always put my, uh... tinies first. 652 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:09,961 Ha-ha! Obsessed with being first. I knew it! 653 00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:13,060 Fortunately, there are rules about this sort of thing. 654 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:15,902 - What sort of thing? - Ahem! 655 00:36:15,973 --> 00:36:19,739 Rule 4.7, paragraph A, subsection 2, revised: 656 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:22,335 "Troops shall compete in alphabetical order. 657 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:24,278 B before K, except after May, 658 00:36:24,348 --> 00:36:27,784 or when sounding like A as in 'neighbor' or 'weigh'." 659 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:30,685 - Says who? - Says the Official Chipmunk Rulebook. 660 00:36:30,755 --> 00:36:31,744 No way! 661 00:36:33,591 --> 00:36:34,649 Way! 662 00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:37,626 Troop Kronk is disqualified! 663 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:43,189 The aquatic competition goes to Troop Birdwell! 664 00:36:45,136 --> 00:36:46,501 Hey! That's not fair! 665 00:36:46,571 --> 00:36:49,472 You ruined the aquatic event for my poppets. 666 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,770 But now you've ruined it for my, uh... 667 00:36:51,842 --> 00:36:53,833 - Poppets. ...poppets! I knew that! 668 00:36:53,911 --> 00:36:56,243 You should've thought of that sooner. 669 00:36:56,314 --> 00:36:58,714 Come along, Chippers! Toodle pip! 670 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,878 Why is this happening? 671 00:37:04,956 --> 00:37:07,618 I-I-I just don't understand. 672 00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:09,819 It just doesn't make any sense. 673 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,727 Was it loop over, loop under and pull, 674 00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:14,890 or loop under, loop over and pull? 675 00:37:15,566 --> 00:37:17,261 Tipo? You OK, little pal? 676 00:37:17,335 --> 00:37:19,667 We're gonna lose the trophy because of her. 677 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:21,034 Yeah! 678 00:37:23,207 --> 00:37:26,665 Now, now. Let's, uh... keep the focus on fun. 679 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:30,043 - What about her? - She disqualified us! 680 00:37:30,114 --> 00:37:33,743 Yeah, and you're the best troop leader ever, Kronk. 681 00:37:33,818 --> 00:37:35,809 She can't do that to you. 682 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:38,121 Can she? 683 00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:42,457 Just who does she think she is? 684 00:37:42,526 --> 00:37:44,517 Just who does he think he is? 685 00:37:46,230 --> 00:37:49,631 Poor Yoli. You'll catch your death of cold. 686 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:52,226 And then he tries to act all innocent. 687 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:55,739 Thinks he can charm me with those rippling muscles 688 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:58,206 and that... that... crooked smile 689 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:01,643 and those deep, deep 690 00:38:01,712 --> 00:38:04,374 sensitive eyes. 691 00:38:07,685 --> 00:38:10,984 No! He can't do this to my little Chippers. 692 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:13,182 She can't do this to my little Chippers. 693 00:38:13,257 --> 00:38:15,418 - Yeah! - That's it. Oh, that's it. 694 00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:19,190 The gloves are coming off. We're going mano a womano. 695 00:38:19,263 --> 00:38:21,857 Let the games begin! 696 00:39:06,911 --> 00:39:09,243 Stroke! Stroke! 697 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,457 So. It all comes down to one event. 698 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,496 The Chipmunk Cheer-Off! 699 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,828 There's only one thing to do. 700 00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:31,561 Practice, practice, practice! 701 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:35,969 Do whatever it takes to win! Here's how we're gonna do it! 702 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,373 We're gonna hit them hard. Come at them with everything we got. 703 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:41,604 Get out there and give a 110 percent! 704 00:39:41,679 --> 00:39:44,147 Whatever happened to "keep the focus on fun"? 705 00:39:44,882 --> 00:39:48,511 We can't let him down. We just gotta win that trophy for Kronk! 706 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:51,179 You know what I'd do? Cheat. 707 00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:54,747 What am I hearing? You can't do that! 708 00:39:54,825 --> 00:39:56,850 - Nah-nah-nah-nah. - Stop it! 709 00:39:56,927 --> 00:40:00,522 Ha-ha! Crybaby, crybaby, stick your head in pie, baby! 710 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:02,589 Make him stop! Make him... 711 00:40:03,601 --> 00:40:07,002 Hey! Kronk said, "Do whatever it takes to win." 712 00:40:07,071 --> 00:40:09,335 Right. 713 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,974 Whatever it takes. 714 00:40:13,043 --> 00:40:15,534 Chin up, Chipmunks! Victory is ours! 715 00:40:15,613 --> 00:40:19,379 Soon as we practice our routine ten times through without a mistake. 716 00:40:21,285 --> 00:40:26,450 Uh-uh-uh! Spirit smiles! I want to see spirit smiles! 717 00:40:27,124 --> 00:40:29,251 Yes. That's more like it! 718 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:30,793 Peppy and poised! 719 00:40:30,861 --> 00:40:34,490 Remember, don't think of your opponents as a rival troop. 720 00:40:34,565 --> 00:40:36,726 - Think of them as... ...the enemy! 721 00:40:36,801 --> 00:40:38,234 Layout. Very good. 722 00:40:38,302 --> 00:40:40,133 This is no ordinary cheer-off. 723 00:40:40,204 --> 00:40:42,138 Basket toss. Higher! 724 00:40:42,206 --> 00:40:44,868 This is a test of everything we stand for! 725 00:40:44,942 --> 00:40:48,969 - The culmination of all of our efforts! - You call that a backflip? 726 00:40:49,046 --> 00:40:52,982 By this time tomorrow, the trophy will be ours! 727 00:40:53,050 --> 00:40:54,415 Right, Chipmunks? 728 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,709 Chipmunks? 729 00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:00,655 Oh, man! This really stinks. 730 00:41:00,724 --> 00:41:01,713 Yeah. 731 00:41:01,792 --> 00:41:03,487 I want to go swimming. 732 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,392 I want to have some fun. 733 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:07,488 I want to go home. 734 00:41:11,836 --> 00:41:13,565 This is all her fault. 735 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:16,105 This is all his fault. 736 00:41:16,173 --> 00:41:20,269 Well, if there's one sure-fire way to cheer up a Chipmunk... 737 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:21,675 ...it's raisin bread. 738 00:41:21,745 --> 00:41:23,406 OK, flour. 739 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:25,745 Sugar, raisins, yeast. 740 00:41:26,116 --> 00:41:27,743 I'm out of eggs! 741 00:41:39,897 --> 00:41:42,229 Look at her. She's upset. 742 00:41:42,299 --> 00:41:44,358 Take that, you... 743 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:47,529 You, you, you, you... Take that! 744 00:41:47,605 --> 00:41:50,574 "Upset"? She's beating me in effigy. 745 00:41:50,641 --> 00:41:55,135 But her soul yearns for the soothing salve of human kindness. 746 00:41:55,212 --> 00:41:57,772 Go to her. Go. 747 00:42:00,818 --> 00:42:03,150 Hey, look. Aren't those your eggs? 748 00:42:03,220 --> 00:42:06,587 "Kronk's. Property of Kronk. Do not touch, except for Kronk." 749 00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,818 Hey! What are you doing with my eggs? 750 00:42:10,227 --> 00:42:12,889 What are you doing with my raisins, sir? 751 00:42:12,963 --> 00:42:15,454 - These aren't yours. - "Birdwell's raisins. 752 00:42:15,533 --> 00:42:19,299 Property of Birdwell. Do not touch except for Birdwell." 753 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,395 Huh. You think I would have seen that. 754 00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:25,965 - I need those raisins. - I need them more. 755 00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:28,671 - You're ruining this. - You're wrecking it. 756 00:42:28,746 --> 00:42:31,214 - You disqualified us! - You tried to drown us! 757 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:33,876 - This is all your fault. - This is all your fault! 758 00:42:33,951 --> 00:42:35,248 - Is not. - Is too! 759 00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:36,650 - You twit! - Give. 760 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:38,347 - You give! - You! 761 00:43:07,184 --> 00:43:11,314 So, uh... your kids are really unhappy, huh? 762 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:13,987 Rock-bottom, actually. 763 00:43:14,658 --> 00:43:17,525 I'm the worst troop leader ever. 764 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,859 I'm the worst troop leader ever. 765 00:43:27,738 --> 00:43:30,832 - How did we go wrong? - I just became so competitive. 766 00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:33,399 Yes, but I'm even more competitive than you. 767 00:43:33,477 --> 00:43:34,808 You mean like that? 768 00:43:37,481 --> 00:43:39,847 Hey, I like it when you laugh. 769 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:42,616 I've got a proposition. 770 00:43:42,651 --> 00:43:43,280 I've got a proposition. 771 00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,413 - My eggs, your raisins. - Oh! 772 00:43:45,489 --> 00:43:48,185 We could bake beautiful bread together. 773 00:43:48,258 --> 00:43:50,453 Get out your oven mitts. 774 00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:52,586 Things are about to get... 775 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:54,422 ...hot. 776 00:43:54,498 --> 00:43:57,160 ♫ Earth, Wind and Fire: Let's Groove 777 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,646 I'm queen of the world! 778 00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:46,967 Come on. Throw caution to the wind. 779 00:45:47,044 --> 00:45:50,013 I can't. You'll laugh at me. 780 00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:51,843 Don't you trust me? 781 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:53,780 I do trust you. 782 00:46:01,525 --> 00:46:04,688 Whoa! It's like a whole new you. 783 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:06,286 Really? 784 00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:07,625 Uh-huh. 785 00:46:07,698 --> 00:46:11,327 I think this has been the best night of my whole life. 786 00:46:11,401 --> 00:46:13,335 Me too. 787 00:46:13,403 --> 00:46:15,997 Good night, Kronky-poo. 788 00:46:16,073 --> 00:46:19,372 Good night, Miss... Birdy-poo. 789 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,083 Kronky-poo? 790 00:46:32,156 --> 00:46:34,818 I'm OK! I'm fine! 791 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:44,061 Dear Papi, 792 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:48,070 remember how I've never been able to meet the right girl? 793 00:46:48,138 --> 00:46:50,402 Uh, any girl? 794 00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,875 Well, I finally found the woman of my dreams. 795 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:56,412 She's everything you could want in a woman... 796 00:46:57,181 --> 00:46:58,443 ... and more. 797 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:03,044 Don't get too excited. We'll take it nice and slow at first. 798 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,109 Mazel tov! 799 00:47:04,188 --> 00:47:06,179 We'll marry in a fancy ceremony 800 00:47:06,256 --> 00:47:08,247 and have lots of kids. Love, Kronk. 801 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:17,125 Perfect! 802 00:47:21,438 --> 00:47:24,100 He found his one true love! 803 00:47:24,174 --> 00:47:26,506 That is so beautiful! 804 00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:33,816 Can I have a moment, please? Turn away. 805 00:47:38,288 --> 00:47:40,882 OK. OK. All better. 806 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:44,121 Go, go, go. Go back to the funny. I'm bringing you down. 807 00:47:45,762 --> 00:47:49,994 ♪ ... loyal, brave and courteous ♪ 808 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:54,766 ♪ And greet our leaders cheerfully... ♪ 809 00:47:56,206 --> 00:47:59,300 - Good morning, Chippers! - We've got a surprise for you. 810 00:48:02,579 --> 00:48:04,240 Raisin bread! 811 00:48:05,148 --> 00:48:08,311 The one sure-fire way to cheer up a Chipmunk! 812 00:48:09,486 --> 00:48:11,977 Gotta tell you, Chippers, I'm, uh... 813 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:14,421 ...not proud of how I've been acting lately. 814 00:48:14,491 --> 00:48:16,322 Neither am I, Kronky-poo. 815 00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:19,385 - Huh? - "Kronky-poo"? 816 00:48:19,463 --> 00:48:24,264 So we're here to declare that the feud between us is officially over. 817 00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:26,063 That means no more hostility... 818 00:48:26,203 --> 00:48:28,694 ...quarreling... ...one-upmanship... 819 00:48:28,772 --> 00:48:30,535 We're doing it again, aren't we? 820 00:48:30,607 --> 00:48:33,075 They're finishing each other's sentences. 821 00:48:33,143 --> 00:48:35,134 Yeah, it's creepy. 822 00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:38,377 But nice creepy. 823 00:48:38,448 --> 00:48:41,975 The competition between our troops has gotten out of hand. 824 00:48:42,052 --> 00:48:44,680 Which brings us to this afternoon's final event. 825 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,350 - The Chipmunk Cheer-Off. - You're not canceling the cheer-off? 826 00:48:48,425 --> 00:48:51,724 Yeah. We've been working on our routines all year! 827 00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:54,389 Very well, but only on one condition. 828 00:48:54,464 --> 00:48:56,659 From now on, we want you to play fair... 829 00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:58,166 Be good sports... 830 00:48:58,235 --> 00:48:59,862 ... and... 831 00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:02,531 Keep the focus on fun! 832 00:49:03,206 --> 00:49:04,798 I'm so proud of them. 833 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,342 Hey, where's Tipo? 834 00:49:06,410 --> 00:49:09,311 Kronk is gonna love this. 835 00:49:09,379 --> 00:49:12,507 Scrape out these seed pods, mash them into itching powder, 836 00:49:12,582 --> 00:49:15,517 sneak the powder into their chalk at the cheer-off, 837 00:49:15,585 --> 00:49:19,316 and they'll be completely humiliated while we achieve total domination! 838 00:49:27,764 --> 00:49:28,958 Everybody ready? 839 00:49:29,066 --> 00:49:30,533 - Megaphones? - Check! 840 00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:31,931 - Pom-poms? - Check! 841 00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,333 - Team spirit? - Go, team! 842 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:35,166 Go, team! 843 00:49:35,238 --> 00:49:38,799 Chaca, there is no "l" in "team." 844 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:41,935 But there's a "U" in "euphoric." 845 00:49:42,012 --> 00:49:44,105 And there's a "me" in, uh... 846 00:49:44,748 --> 00:49:46,238 ..."mediocre." 847 00:49:48,685 --> 00:49:50,346 I got you something. 848 00:49:50,420 --> 00:49:51,751 For me? 849 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,983 I know this is all really new. 850 00:49:54,758 --> 00:49:57,522 And I hope you won't think that I'm moving too fast, 851 00:49:57,594 --> 00:50:01,223 but there comes a time when a man's gotta say how he feels. 852 00:50:05,635 --> 00:50:07,102 Oh, Kronk. 853 00:50:07,170 --> 00:50:09,934 Monogrammed oven mitts. 854 00:50:10,707 --> 00:50:12,732 Oh, just my size. 855 00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,371 Good luck, Kronky-poo. 856 00:50:19,449 --> 00:50:22,850 Thanks, Miss Birdy-poo. 857 00:50:26,823 --> 00:50:29,121 Yo, crowd, let's get loud! 858 00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:32,753 Go, Chipmunks! 859 00:51:00,357 --> 00:51:01,790 Awesome! 860 00:51:28,118 --> 00:51:30,882 - All right! - Yeah! 861 00:51:32,556 --> 00:51:34,217 Yes! Oh, yay! 862 00:51:34,291 --> 00:51:36,919 That was wonderful, Kronky-poo! 863 00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:40,986 You're gonna be even better, not that it matters who wins. 864 00:51:41,064 --> 00:51:43,362 - We've already won. - We've already won. 865 00:51:43,433 --> 00:51:46,300 Now I know you're just itching to get out there, 866 00:51:46,369 --> 00:51:48,633 but don't forget to chalk up your hands. 867 00:51:48,705 --> 00:51:50,172 You don't want to fall. 868 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,605 I'm not worried. 869 00:51:51,675 --> 00:51:54,166 I know you'd be there to catch me. 870 00:52:12,462 --> 00:52:13,986 Say what?! 871 00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,445 This is gonna be so awesome! 872 00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:40,922 - I know. They're really good. - Yeah, but we're gonna win. 873 00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,754 I cheated, just like you said. 874 00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,091 Oh, that's great, Tipo. Wait, what? 875 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,188 I put itching powder in their chalk. 876 00:52:48,265 --> 00:52:50,597 You said do whatever it takes to win. 877 00:52:54,271 --> 00:52:57,069 I know you'd be there to catch me. 878 00:52:57,140 --> 00:52:58,801 Noooooo! 879 00:53:15,492 --> 00:53:16,982 "Tipo's Itching Powder. 880 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:18,391 Property of Tipo. 881 00:53:18,461 --> 00:53:19,951 Do not touch except for..." 882 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,895 Tipo?! 883 00:53:21,965 --> 00:53:23,398 How could you? 884 00:53:23,466 --> 00:53:26,128 I'm so disappointed. 885 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,433 Oh, no. What am I gonna do? 886 00:53:28,505 --> 00:53:31,474 Eh, let the kid take the rap. He'll do easy time. 887 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:35,102 You put the idea in his head. Look at him out there. 888 00:53:35,178 --> 00:53:38,909 - He's six. - Uh-oh, the lip. Not the lip. 889 00:53:39,482 --> 00:53:41,006 Don't look directly at it! 890 00:53:41,084 --> 00:53:43,780 Start flapping your jaw, the girl goes bye-bye. 891 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:46,447 - Forever? - Heartbreak City. 892 00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:49,287 - No. - So you're gonna weasel out 893 00:53:49,359 --> 00:53:51,759 while they send Tipo off to the big house? 894 00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:55,521 You forgetting something? You want this, you need that. 895 00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:58,033 Dangerous. You could have hurt somebody. 896 00:53:58,101 --> 00:54:02,435 I cannot believe that you would disgrace the Chipmunk name in this manner! 897 00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:04,496 But Tipo needs me. 898 00:54:05,275 --> 00:54:08,039 Let him go! It's all my fault. 899 00:54:08,111 --> 00:54:10,545 Kronky-poo? 900 00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:15,813 You told Tipo to cheat? 901 00:54:15,885 --> 00:54:19,286 I told him... do whatever it takes to win. 902 00:54:27,063 --> 00:54:28,052 Wait! 903 00:54:29,065 --> 00:54:32,466 - It was all a big mistake. - I'll say it was. 904 00:54:32,535 --> 00:54:35,663 The biggest mistake of my life! 905 00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,065 I thought I could trust you. 906 00:54:39,142 --> 00:54:40,803 But Miss Birdy-poo... 907 00:54:40,877 --> 00:54:42,936 Don't ever call me that again! 908 00:54:43,847 --> 00:54:45,838 On second thought, 909 00:54:46,349 --> 00:54:48,749 don't call me ever! 910 00:55:05,368 --> 00:55:06,858 She's gone. 911 00:55:06,936 --> 00:55:10,929 And all I have to remember her by are these. 912 00:55:14,544 --> 00:55:15,909 Now I've got nothing. 913 00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:19,574 No, what you've got is a full house on fondue night. 914 00:55:19,649 --> 00:55:21,480 Now give me one Havarti party pot 915 00:55:21,551 --> 00:55:25,214 two blue cheese bombs and a cracker cheddar surprise. Stat! 916 00:55:25,288 --> 00:55:28,257 How can you think of fondue at a time like this? 917 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:31,294 Look, you made the right choice. You saved the kid. 918 00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:32,760 But I lost the girl. 919 00:55:32,829 --> 00:55:36,390 Now I'm a two-time loser, and my father's gonna be here any minute. 920 00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:38,866 More like any second. 921 00:55:38,935 --> 00:55:40,766 Ah! What am I gonna do? 922 00:55:40,837 --> 00:55:42,600 Just tell him the truth. 923 00:55:42,672 --> 00:55:44,902 I can't handle the truth! 924 00:55:45,675 --> 00:55:48,803 Where am I going to find a wife and kids and house on a hill? 925 00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:50,106 How's dinner coming? 926 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,274 I gotta get the wife and kids back to our house on the hill. 927 00:55:56,686 --> 00:55:58,415 You want to borrow my house? 928 00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,979 - And me? - And them, if it's no trouble. 929 00:56:01,057 --> 00:56:03,651 Kronk, you should be ashamed of yourself. 930 00:56:03,727 --> 00:56:06,161 Trust me, I am, but not as much as I'd be 931 00:56:06,229 --> 00:56:07,890 if Papi finds out I'm a failure. 932 00:56:07,964 --> 00:56:11,365 He'll come with everything. Cold Shoulder, Frenzied Eyebrow, 933 00:56:11,434 --> 00:56:14,028 Grimace of Doom, Sneer of Despair, Wince of Guilt, 934 00:56:14,104 --> 00:56:16,334 Scowl of Impending Wrath, and worst of all, 935 00:56:16,406 --> 00:56:19,807 the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection. 936 00:56:23,546 --> 00:56:25,104 What's wrong with Kronk? 937 00:56:25,382 --> 00:56:29,478 Duh. You made him look like a big fat liar in front of Miss Birdwell! 938 00:56:29,552 --> 00:56:31,645 Hey, don't guilt-trip the kid! 939 00:56:31,721 --> 00:56:35,282 - It's not his fault. - No, he's right. 940 00:56:35,358 --> 00:56:36,950 I've got to help him. 941 00:56:37,026 --> 00:56:39,017 Now come on, Chich, he's our friend. 942 00:56:39,095 --> 00:56:40,084 Pacha! 943 00:56:40,163 --> 00:56:42,654 You saw the Nostril Flare of Total Rejection. 944 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,496 We have to do something before his father gets here. 945 00:56:45,568 --> 00:56:46,830 Too late. He's here. 946 00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,972 - Ah! It's him! - I know what to do! 947 00:56:54,544 --> 00:56:57,809 I'll just wait here, like a sane person. 948 00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:11,716 Kronker? 949 00:57:13,062 --> 00:57:14,393 Kronker? 950 00:57:15,632 --> 00:57:19,124 - Kronker, front and center! - Yes, sir! Oh! 951 00:57:23,239 --> 00:57:24,297 Papi! 952 00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:26,535 What do I look like, your Aunt Matilda? 953 00:57:26,609 --> 00:57:28,167 Put her there! 954 00:57:28,244 --> 00:57:29,027 Papi? 955 00:57:29,062 --> 00:57:29,810 Papi? 956 00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:32,006 Huh? Oh! 957 00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:33,946 Where are your manners, son? 958 00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:36,850 Uh, sorry. Papi, this is... 959 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,753 - You must be Kronk's wife. - I'm... 960 00:57:41,591 --> 00:57:43,650 ...Chicha. - Chicha. 961 00:57:44,661 --> 00:57:47,755 How'd this knucklehead ever land a catch like you? 962 00:57:47,831 --> 00:57:49,992 Well, he just asked. 963 00:57:50,934 --> 00:57:52,026 Really. 964 00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:53,591 And these are my grandkids? 965 00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:59,198 Front and center, kids, and... let me have a look at you. 966 00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:02,710 I said front and center! Names and ages! 967 00:58:02,779 --> 00:58:05,339 Chaca, sir! Age seven and three-quarters, sir! 968 00:58:05,415 --> 00:58:07,610 And this is Yupi. He's only a half. 969 00:58:07,684 --> 00:58:10,244 And, uh, that's my house up there, 970 00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:11,981 on the hill. 971 00:58:15,692 --> 00:58:18,354 Wow! I never thought I'd live to see this. 972 00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:22,888 You, of all people, with a wife, kids and a house on a hill. 973 00:58:23,566 --> 00:58:25,431 Son, I don't know what to say. 974 00:58:32,675 --> 00:58:35,269 Kronkers! Hoo-hoo-hoo! 975 00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:37,609 Now I really don't know what to say. 976 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,615 Who's this... lovely... 977 00:58:40,683 --> 00:58:41,672 ...lady? 978 00:58:41,751 --> 00:58:43,514 Well, she's, uh... 979 00:58:43,586 --> 00:58:45,747 - I'm Kronk's wi... - Mother-in-law! 980 00:58:47,090 --> 00:58:49,058 - Granny! - Pach... 981 00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:52,322 ...ita! Papi, this is Pachita, 982 00:58:52,395 --> 00:58:54,124 Chicha's mother. 983 00:58:54,764 --> 00:58:56,925 Ohhhh! 984 00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:58,297 Mother, huh? 985 00:59:01,237 --> 00:59:04,502 Enchanté. 986 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:08,810 Now I see where Chicha gets her looks. 987 00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:11,637 OK. Who's hungry? Let's eat. 988 00:59:11,714 --> 00:59:12,840 Yeah, I'm starving. 989 00:59:12,916 --> 00:59:15,248 I hope the chef here knows what he's doing. 990 00:59:15,852 --> 00:59:18,013 Yeah, so do I. 991 00:59:19,088 --> 00:59:22,057 Whoa, little fella! Where are you going in such a hurry? 992 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:24,184 Kronk's in trouble! His father's here! 993 00:59:24,260 --> 00:59:26,888 He doesn't have a wife or kids or a house on the hill. 994 00:59:26,963 --> 00:59:28,658 I've got to help him! 995 00:59:28,731 --> 00:59:32,030 Kronk's in trouble? I know what to do. 996 00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:33,796 Hang on, big fella! 997 00:59:33,870 --> 00:59:37,271 The cavalry's comin'! 998 00:59:41,611 --> 00:59:43,875 Ah, well, isn't this nice, Papi? 999 00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:45,847 You, me, Chicha, 1000 00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,678 Mom. 1001 00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:49,775 So, are you proud of me? 1002 00:59:49,852 --> 00:59:51,183 Even a little? 1003 00:59:51,254 --> 00:59:54,690 Humph. I'm just glad to see you gave up all those crazy ideas 1004 00:59:54,757 --> 00:59:57,988 - about cooking and talking to animals. - Kronk! Yoo-hoo! 1005 00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:00,458 Yeah. Crazy. 1006 01:00:00,530 --> 01:00:02,725 - Hey, Kronk, what's cookin'? - Nothing! 1007 01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:07,065 There's no cooking whatsoever going on here. No siree. 1008 01:00:07,136 --> 01:00:09,366 - What's he talking about? Him! - Him who? 1009 01:00:09,439 --> 01:00:10,838 - Guy who was here. - What? 1010 01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:14,070 - Why's he asking you about cooking?! - Yeah. That's weird. 1011 01:00:14,143 --> 01:00:16,873 It's a... a business deal. 1012 01:00:16,946 --> 01:00:19,506 Oh, Kronk's always got something cooking. 1013 01:00:19,582 --> 01:00:21,379 Oh, yeah. 1014 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,511 Speaking of cooking, what does it take to get food here? 1015 01:00:24,587 --> 01:00:26,987 - Talk to the chef. - I'll go! 1016 01:00:28,157 --> 01:00:29,590 Perfect. 1017 01:00:29,659 --> 01:00:32,253 Gives us more time to get to know each other. 1018 01:00:32,328 --> 01:00:34,694 Oh... Oh! Lucky me. 1019 01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:35,958 I can't do this. 1020 01:00:36,032 --> 01:00:39,001 - Look. Fondue night was your idea. - Ow, ow, ow! 1021 01:00:39,068 --> 01:00:40,160 Fondue! 1022 01:00:40,236 --> 01:00:42,670 They don't get fed, they come after you. 1023 01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:44,570 Wait. I'll cook. 1024 01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:48,268 Feel that! 1025 01:00:48,344 --> 01:00:49,936 Like a python. 1026 01:00:52,115 --> 01:00:54,242 Ordering. One bucket of brie, 1027 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:57,252 two Gouda gulps and a flaming fountain of fondue. 1028 01:00:57,320 --> 01:00:58,753 Cardio special. Got it. 1029 01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:01,051 And a side salad with poppy seed dressing. 1030 01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:02,113 Papi?! 1031 01:01:03,593 --> 01:01:05,584 Kronk! Oh, thank goodness. 1032 01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:09,493 - So? - So, what? 1033 01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:11,999 Hello! Anybody up there? 1034 01:01:12,068 --> 01:01:13,558 Where's our food? 1035 01:01:13,636 --> 01:01:16,070 I've worked up quite an appetite. 1036 01:01:17,774 --> 01:01:19,241 More water. Be right back. 1037 01:01:19,308 --> 01:01:21,242 Kronk! 1038 01:01:21,310 --> 01:01:24,108 I mean... Kronkles! 1039 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:26,478 OK. Stoke the fire. Stir the fondue. 1040 01:01:26,549 --> 01:01:28,210 Chop the onions, lie to Papi. 1041 01:01:28,885 --> 01:01:32,651 - Machu Picchu! - Kronky-wonky! 1042 01:01:32,722 --> 01:01:33,950 Who is this? 1043 01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:37,584 - Why, I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk. - Kronker! 1044 01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:39,787 Uh... Right. I'll go check on dinner. 1045 01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:44,027 Hey! Is that any way to treat the lovely Mrs. Kronk? 1046 01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:46,762 I thought I was the lovely Mrs. Kronk. 1047 01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:51,203 Look at us. Putting on dresses. Pretending to be women. 1048 01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:53,003 Kronk! What are you doing? 1049 01:01:53,076 --> 01:01:56,204 Dinner rush. Four specials up and a party of ten in at 8:30. 1050 01:01:56,279 --> 01:01:58,941 - Kronk! - Kronk? Kronk! 1051 01:01:59,015 --> 01:02:00,778 Let me get this straight. 1052 01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:03,910 She's Mrs. Kronk and she's Mrs. Kronk? 1053 01:02:03,986 --> 01:02:07,752 - Papi, I can explain. - I'm the lovely Mrs. Kronk. 1054 01:02:07,824 --> 01:02:10,486 - Ow. You're stepping on my face. - Or maybe not. 1055 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,222 Is there anyone in this town who isn't Mrs. Kronk? 1056 01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:16,695 - Daddy! - How about them? 1057 01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:19,929 - Who are they? - We're Kronk's adorable kids! 1058 01:02:20,002 --> 01:02:21,401 Oh! 1059 01:02:22,171 --> 01:02:23,195 Kronk! 1060 01:02:23,272 --> 01:02:25,206 - Sweetheart! - Tina, Marge. 1061 01:02:25,274 --> 01:02:26,673 - Marge. - Tina. 1062 01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,541 - Kronk! - Well, at least that's everybody. 1063 01:02:29,612 --> 01:02:31,477 Boom, baby! 1064 01:02:31,547 --> 01:02:34,380 Like how I weaseled myself in the movie? Nice. 1065 01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,918 - Kuzco? - How you doing, hot stuff? 1066 01:02:36,986 --> 01:02:38,078 Hot stuff? 1067 01:02:48,698 --> 01:02:51,861 Kronker! 1068 01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:59,632 So this is right about where we started. 1069 01:02:59,709 --> 01:03:03,941 Miserable. Covered in cheese. 1070 01:03:04,013 --> 01:03:06,743 Trying to hold on to a big fat lie! 1071 01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,765 Papi... 1072 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,070 ...I have a confession. 1073 01:03:33,142 --> 01:03:36,441 I'm not who you think I am. I, uh... 1074 01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:38,605 I'm just a humble fry cook. 1075 01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:42,977 And a delivery boy. 1076 01:03:43,719 --> 01:03:45,710 That's not all. 1077 01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:48,313 Chicha's not my wife. 1078 01:03:48,958 --> 01:03:53,361 None of these folks are my wives. And these aren't my kids. 1079 01:03:53,429 --> 01:03:56,227 Not even the ones who really are kids. 1080 01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:59,632 Yeah, and that big house up on the hill, 1081 01:03:59,702 --> 01:04:01,636 that's not mine either. 1082 01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:04,971 And Pachita... 1083 01:04:07,376 --> 01:04:10,243 ...not even a woman. 1084 01:04:10,313 --> 01:04:12,907 I lied to you, Papi. 1085 01:04:12,982 --> 01:04:15,507 I just wanted you to be proud of me. 1086 01:04:15,585 --> 01:04:17,712 I just wanted to get... 1087 01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:19,880 ...one of these. 1088 01:04:19,956 --> 01:04:21,924 But all I ever got from you was... 1089 01:04:23,392 --> 01:04:25,223 Yeah, that. 1090 01:04:28,464 --> 01:04:30,557 I'm a failure. 1091 01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:33,363 The truth is... 1092 01:04:33,436 --> 01:04:35,336 ...I've got nothing. 1093 01:04:40,376 --> 01:04:42,105 But Kronk, 1094 01:04:42,178 --> 01:04:44,942 you've got us. 1095 01:04:45,014 --> 01:04:48,006 And I wouldn't trade you guys for anything. 1096 01:04:48,084 --> 01:04:51,053 Well, that would explain why you don't have anything. 1097 01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:54,248 For your information, Kronk used to have a big house. 1098 01:04:54,323 --> 01:04:55,449 On a hill. 1099 01:04:55,524 --> 01:05:00,154 - But he gave it away to us old folks. - And he had a girlfriend too. 1100 01:05:00,229 --> 01:05:02,322 They baked us raisin bread. 1101 01:05:02,398 --> 01:05:06,129 He gave up all those things to protect his friends. 1102 01:05:06,202 --> 01:05:08,693 You were actually listening to my stories? 1103 01:05:08,771 --> 01:05:10,966 I was weeping on the inside. 1104 01:05:12,475 --> 01:05:13,908 Wait a second. 1105 01:05:18,147 --> 01:05:22,277 I really wouldn't trade you guys for anything. 1106 01:05:23,019 --> 01:05:25,681 Not even for a thumbs up. 1107 01:05:25,755 --> 01:05:28,656 You see, Papi, you may look at my life 1108 01:05:28,724 --> 01:05:31,056 and think I've got nothing, 1109 01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:33,288 but the truth is... 1110 01:05:34,130 --> 01:05:36,621 ...I've got everything. 1111 01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:39,869 Not yet, you don't. 1112 01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:50,502 I'm proud of you, son. 1113 01:05:50,579 --> 01:05:51,876 Ohhh... 1114 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,075 Whoo! Papi! 1115 01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:55,481 Awwww. 1116 01:05:55,551 --> 01:05:57,644 Come here, you little squirt. 1117 01:06:06,495 --> 01:06:08,463 Kronk, wait! 1118 01:06:09,966 --> 01:06:12,560 Tipo! How's my little Chipper? 1119 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,728 I brought a friend. 1120 01:06:22,445 --> 01:06:25,175 Hello, Kronky-poo. 1121 01:06:25,247 --> 01:06:27,545 Miss Birdy-poo. 1122 01:06:32,088 --> 01:06:34,818 I've missed you so much. 1123 01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:36,915 I missed you more. 1124 01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:38,615 I thought... 1125 01:06:38,694 --> 01:06:40,958 We'd never see each other again. 1126 01:06:41,030 --> 01:06:43,089 You know what this means. 1127 01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:45,793 If they're finishing each other's sentences... 1128 01:06:45,868 --> 01:06:48,302 ...then it must be true love. 1129 01:06:50,172 --> 01:06:52,834 - Kronk! - Awesome! 1130 01:06:52,908 --> 01:06:55,240 ♪ He's got nothing to prove ♪ 1131 01:06:55,311 --> 01:06:59,407 ♪ No one has to approve ♪ ♪ The way that you move ♪ 1132 01:06:59,482 --> 01:07:03,578 ♪ Don't have to be smart ♪ ♪ or be rich or be smooth ♪ 1133 01:07:03,652 --> 01:07:07,713 ♪ Take a look in your heart ♪ ♪ 'Cause it would behoove ♪ 1134 01:07:07,790 --> 01:07:09,485 ♪ You to know from the start ♪ 1135 01:07:09,558 --> 01:07:13,858 - ♪ You should be true to your groove ♪ - ♪ True to your groove ♪ 1136 01:07:13,929 --> 01:07:17,660 - ♪ You should be true to your groove ♪ - ♪ True to your groove ♪ 1137 01:07:17,733 --> 01:07:21,669 - ♪ You should be true to your groove ♪ - ♪ True to your groove ♪ 1138 01:07:21,737 --> 01:07:24,228 ♪ Yeah, you should be true to your ♪ 1139 01:07:24,306 --> 01:07:26,638 ♪ Oh, you gotta be true ♪ ♪ to your groove ♪ 1140 01:07:29,812 --> 01:07:31,973 Huh? 1141 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:35,745 Oh, how cute! 1142 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:40,683 ♫ B5: Let's Groove 1143 01:10:46,075 --> 01:10:48,543 ♫ Eartha Kitt: Feel Like a Million